Portal 2 Quotes: Turret

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The (in)famous turret from Portal and Portal 2 has a personality of its own. Despite its deadly aim and round throughput, it's quite polite and serves as an additional comic relief in the game. Below is a list of quotes from the turret character in the game Portal 2.




"Are you still there?"

"Thank you!"

"Get mad!"

"Don't make lemonade. Promethius was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. Remember that. That's all I can say. Don't forget. It won't be enough. The answer is beneath us. Her name is Carolyn."

"I don't understand! I did everything you asked!"



"Target aquired."

"Dispensing product."


"Hello, friend"


"There you are!" 

"I see you!"


"Sentry mode activated."

"Is anyone there?"

"Could you come over here?"

"Coming through!"

"Excuse me!"


"My fault!"

"Preparing to dispense product."


"There you are."

"Who's there?"

"Critical error."

"Sorry, we're closed."

"Shutting down."

"I don't blame you."

"I don't hate you."

"No hard feelings."

"Hey. Put me down."

"Illegal operation."

"Who are you?"

"Hey. Please put me down."


"Uh oh!"

"But I need to protect the humans!"


"Sleep mode activated."

"Your business is appreciated."


"Good night."


"Nap time."

"Are you still there?"

"Target lost."

"Can I help you?"


"Hey! It's me! Don't shoot!"

"Stop shooting!"

"Self test error."

"Unknown error."



"I'm afraid of heights!"


"I'm scared!"


"Glorious freedom!"

"I'm flying!"

"Come closer!"

"Something's wrong."

"What are you doing?"



"It burns."

"I'm on fire."

"Please stop."

"You've made your point."

"Ok, you win."

"This is not good."

"Can't breathe."

"Excuse me, you're squishing me."

"Help! Being squished!"

"I'm different!"

"Thanks anyway."

"Take me with you."

"Good shot!"

"Well done!"

"I need back up."

"You have excellent aim!"

"I never liked her."

"These things happen."

"That was nobody's fault."

"She was provoking you."

"Oh dear."

"Oh my!"

"I blame myself."

"I probably deserved it."

"I saw it... it was an accident!"

"She's probably ok."


See also:
Portal 2 Quotes: GLaDOS
Portal 2 Quotes: Wheatley
Portal 2 Quotes: Cave Johnson

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